Forget longevity—
this is a heart attack.
Forget fidelity—
excommunication appropriate
with meat served
on a Friday in Lent.
And then the pork taboo
for my Muslim and Jewish
friends. Well…
Love yeah brothers.
Oh, but is it good.
Render three strips of thick
cut bacon
and then mix three
eggs into the rendered fat.
Add tomatoes,
green onions,
cilantro,
siracya sauce,
a dash of garlic powder,
salt and pepper,
and sprinkle till
your heart’s content
with mozzarella cheese.
While Buckingham Palace
has yet to announce the contest,
I hereby submit this recipe
as the first submission—
A Fox Hunting Breakfast
for King Charles the Third’s
Coronation Breakfast Competition.
If that does not work,
I’m considering offering it
as the last meal for a few
deserving politicians
that are screwing with our world.
😉
Good one! Throw in some bangers and mash for good measure…
Good idea!
Best idea lol
🙏
Aum Shanti
Ah, the allure of good tasting junk food. I indulge rarely, but that sure sounds tasty, Richard.
Eggs are certainly an indulgence these days!
Politicians don’t deserve it
🙃
Una buena comida nunca hay que minusvalorarla.
Good idea, agree with Bangers and mash comment 👌
If this were a cooking blog then it would be a wholesome blog.
I guess it will never be wholesome? Forgive me for that.